edging

To install Google Chrome or other web browser on a clean computer using Microsoft Edge.

"I will have to install Chrome on this new computer. If anyone needs me, I will be edging in my office"

by johnvoncz June 28, 2019

Edlin

crazy but under control, always a fun time, loves cake, best sex EVER, spontaneous, amazing at everything, happiness, mature, gorgeous beyond reason, you cant go wrong with this one !

edlin my girl !

by chicolick August 3, 2011

Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

by Your local bible November 20, 2017

engineering

a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.

Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)

by drew s January 3, 2008

engineer

Suppose you meet a girl in a park. She's riding a bike. Taking off all her clothes she screams 'Take whatever you want'
If you take the bike, you're an engineer.

Yea, the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway

by perflubon February 2, 2004

electrical engineering

The art of mastering imaginary numbers and theoretical concepts that never actually work in practice. Then applying these idealistic numbers and concepts, followed by messing with the components until the desired result is achieved.

During her co-op, the electrical engineering student pretended to understand why the low pass filter worked properly.

"I made it up. Some people call that imagination, I call it electrical engineering" - Dave, EE

"Electrical Engineering is basically ME*(CE)^2" - Albert Einstein

by Utternoncents August 11, 2014

Hipster Engineer

A young person, typically male, in the San Francisco Architectural Engineer community that thinks they are both a professional and local hipster. A Hipster Engineer is typically identified in office environments by their large unkempt mustaches, tight pants and flannel shirts. Thick rimmed glasses are a plus in the wardrobe.

His Hipster Engineer persona did not go well with the SOM team.

by DXLM8T8sm8kBRxWJlnojbfz18AqMw December 2, 2014