herbal essence

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."

"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."

by SBCP February 2, 2010

Essex girl

a "common" (or very common) girl, not very bright, both overdressed (in cheap jewellery and tacky fashion) and underdressed (displaying her assets), always materialistic (loves shopping), likes drinking heavily (alcopops will do), and fucks indiscriminately and like a bunny, preferably with guys with a bit of money and claahhhss, but after a few drinks ... well, has to ask her best mate "Who WAS that guy I was with last night, 'Chelle?"

Fred: I heard you scored last night.
Rob: Yeah, just an Essex girl though. What about you?
Fred: Just went home.
Rob: Oh yeah, I forgot Trish is an Essex girl too!

by kofi May 12, 2003

essex fells

Essex Fells is a place where everyone has money. Whether they are into business or they are a celebrity. Home of many celebrities. Everyone is very preppy wearing polo shirts and very expensive clothing, because they can afford it. Very small town, a little more than just one square mile. There is a pond called "The Pond" where everyone goes skating on during the winter. Many kids attend the elementary school in town which is as small as a private school, only about 200 kids in grades preschool all the way through sixth grade. After sixth grade, some kids go to West Essex middle school and high school, but most of their parents don't like the idea of them going to a large public school where students don't get as much attention as they should, so they get sent to private school. Most boys go to either Delbarton or Oratory. Oratory costs $17,900 and Delbarton costs $32,2000. Also, the girls usually go to Oak Knoll or if they go to West Essex middle school then leave for high school they usually go to Mount Saint Dominic, which starts at ninth grade. Mount Saint Dominic costs $15,850 and Oak Knoll costs $33,550. Usually, the kids who are at private schools are the most wealthy, considering how much each school costs when they can just go to West Essex for free. Overall, Essex Fells is a great town to live in.

Essex Fells has hot guys and skinny girls

by Essex fells citizen December 14, 2013

West Essex

Typically consists of North Caldwell, Essex Fells, Fairfield, and Roseland. These four towns lie to the western portion of Essex county, greatly differing from their poorer eastern neighbors such as Newark, Irvington, and Nutly. West essex is a very / one of the most affluent areas in new Jersey. The towns share a regional high school, usually ranked high in the state. West Essex is thought to be more snobby than their "rival" neighbor caldwell which is known to be well off yet, alot less affluent than the west essex area even though residents of west essex travel into caldwell and west caldwell on a daily basis. West essex is close in proximity to New York City, and taxes are known to be the highest in the county. Contrary to some residents beliefs that fairfield is a more "guido" town the taxes still maintain higher levels than those of roseland. There is an increasingly large spirit and love for new jersey in this area. Home of the Sopranos, great restaurants, many celebrities, NJ sports team players, especially Devils players. The kids in these towns tend to be stuck up and spoiled, and they are not ashamed of it at all wearing the best clothing labels and driving brand new cars they got as a present from mommy and daddy which they most likely crashed multiple times and their parents just got them new ones anyway. A predominantly white town that crowds the shore AKA sleazeside on mdw and prom weekend. Think country clubs and pizzerias.

West Essex kid: My parents just got me a brand new BMW for my birthday and i crashed it.
West essex kid 2: Really that sucks were they mad?
West Essex Kid: Nah, they went out and got me a Cayenne instead.
West Essex Kid 2: Alright sweet lets hit a bowl to celebrate.

by West Essex > Caldwell July 18, 2009

Essex Aggie

The best school in the world where kids can cut trees down and use chainsaws while ppl from schools like methuen high are doing math. commonly called essex faggie by kids from nst and ppl who are generally jealous they didnt get accepted in.

"man bio sucked today"
"I went fishing today XD"
"what?"
"i go to Essex Aggie"

by AggieRams January 2, 2012

Von Essen

(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter

I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.

by Kingsfr November 7, 2007

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.

Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!

by splint0r January 21, 2009