DaveDays

An extremely mediocre musician who has somehow attracted a large fan base by parodying recent pop culture media. His primary audience appears to be awkward adolescent girls who are drawn to his non threatening, every-teen appearance and relies on a gimmicky green polo shirt as a signature aesthetic.

Fifteen minutes and counting.

DaveDays can't write a song to save his life, so he performs mediocre parodies of good songs.

by BoredWithTheUnderTalented January 10, 2010

Davedadd

An individual who derives sexual pleasure while watching Twitch Live Streams from mundane situations / conversations and perverts them mentally into an aberration normally involving vaginal fluids and horse semen and Bovril.

"jesus dude, did you see what that guy just said he is having for dinner, horse cum and Bovril soup in a vagina?!?!?"
"yeah man, he's such a feckin davedadd!"

by Quag Norris May 23, 2018

daveian

My girlfriend. Who is no doubt the perfect girl for me. I will never let you go. -louie

Man, my girlfriend is such a daveian! She's so perfect!

by Samual Adam's June 4, 2023

Daedalus

A uber-1337 gamer, kicks ass at virtually every genre. There can be only one, and he already exists. Do not be a poser of me.

Daedalus stomped your n00b13 ass in Battlefield Vietnam right after schooling you in WarCraft III.

by Daedalus[CM] August 2, 2004

Davecation

When you do something wrong or against the rules at work and they give you a suspension without pay!

Dave smashed up a train at work today and management gave him a two week davecation

by davis686 October 6, 2011

Davetarded

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

by harrylc October 17, 2008

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007