floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.

Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!

by Evan Boy February 2, 2009

Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

by khaoschef December 6, 2014

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022