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Disexual

A Disexual person (Sometimes known as Dyosexual) is someone who is attracted to exclusively 2 genders. These genders can be any 2 genders, if you're exclusively attracted to 2 genders you're allowed to use the label Disexual/Dyosexual.

It's very similar to Bisexual, but is not the same. Bisexual is attraction to 2 or more genders, while Disexual is attraction to only 2 genders. You can still use whatever label you like the best, though. You can also use them interchangeably.

I got most of this information from LGBTA Wiki, so credit to whoever made the "Disexual" page on there.
Person: Disexual people, as well as all M-spec people, are valid. Love is love!
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dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.
Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!
by Shibby August 3, 2004
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Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009
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dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink
Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker
by pef June 11, 2006
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Dyslexic Chauffeur

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.
Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
by JackCarver December 24, 2010
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verbally dyslexic

vur-buh lee dis-lek-sik
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.

-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
by dbqcj June 12, 2011
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Dyslexcellent

An adjective used to describe something so absolutely fantastic that it has flustered the user to the point of dyslexia.
- "That Youtube fat kid compilation video was excellent!"
- "No...it was dyslexcellent!"
by D A F de Sade November 6, 2009
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