Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010

celebrity whore

A person who changes their celebrity crush very often.

One week: "Chris Brown is so cute. I just want to marry him and have his babies"
Next week: " J. Cole is so sexy. I love his crooked smile."
2 days later: "Lebron James is the best basketball player ever. Something about his money makes him handsome."

"Your such a celebrity whore..."

by Sutton101 November 22, 2013

Freshman Celebrity

An upper-classman living on campus that is very popular with the freshman.

"Dude, Daren is such a Freshman Celebrity...he's going ghost hunting with those freshman again hahhaha."

by ChinKilla March 1, 2009

celebrity

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.

Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005

celebrity marriage

the "union" of a relatively famous person to another person, regardless of fame, for popular or financial gain; infamous for ending before the presents are opened

Jennifer Lopez has a different celebrity marriage every season.

by wingtang December 14, 2003

celebrities

The tards flapping about on MTV, admired by girls aged 11-18 and anyone else with their mobile phone up their ass. Nobody should be obsessed over celebrities and if they are they are either a) a girl or b) a sped.

If you watch E! News, TRL (Total Retard Live) or anything to do with MTV other than programs that actually play music (and Beavis and Butthead - they rule) then you are a turd and should burn.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

nude celebrity websites

(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90's tv showing them faking orgasms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.

I'm through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of Britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of Trish stratus nipple appearing.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004