The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

Crate Escape

A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory

Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly

Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere

Dave: Lol

by Team Topgun January 27, 2013

Crates

NeC^C^laC^es worn by C^rip gangmenbers in a variety of styles and formations. The most common knows ways are the styles with all 6lue ceeds and white and blue ceeds. Crates can often hint another crips set. Suc as the style with 8 6lue ceeds and 3 white ceeds and vice versa means that Crip is an 8Tr3y Crip.

I was walking down the blocc today when i saw this LoC^ with his crates on and he saw mine too so we peaced eachother.


Man1: I saw an 8Tr3y Crip today. Man2: How do you know? Man1: The crates he had on went in the order of 8 6lue and 3 white.

by Jaylon Thomas August 28, 2008

crate rape

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

'bate crate

a box/crate/other container full of pornography.

from "My Best Friends Girl"/2008

friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!

by Freddyvk123 February 28, 2009

crates

a derogatory term for a hockey player who sucks so hard that they need milk crates to keep balance. Also applies to bad skaters that are below bender status.

did you see mike trying to skate?

yeah i know he's such a crates.

by CPTCRATES360 November 20, 2009