Crunchy-Bot

A street slang for the drug Gamma-hydroxybutyrate (GHB). Also known as Grievous Bodily Harm, G, and Liquid Ecstasy.

GHB has been increasingly involved in poisonings, overdoses and "date rapes." GHB and rohypnol have become notorious for their use in crimes, particularly rape. Colorless, odorless and tasteless, GHB can be slipped into drinks and cosumed without the victim having any clue. It causes sedation, often rendering the victim helpless. It also produces amnesia, making it very difficult to arrest and convict a perpetrator. GHB is cleared from the body relatively quickly, so it's sometimes difficult to detect in emergency rooms and other treatment facilities.

The drug is used predominantly by young adults, often when they attend nightclubs and raves. GHB is often manufactured in homes with recipes and ingredients found and purchased on the Internet. Because GHB is illegal and made by amateurs, samples vary in their strength and purity. Users simply cannot know how much they are getting. GHB is a central nervous system depressant that can relax or sedate the body and it is often used in combination with alcohol, making it highly toxic and even more dangerous. At higher doses it can slow breathing and heart rate to dangerous levels leading to coma, and sometimes death from respiratory arrest.

guy: yo man, last night I had some crazzyyy crunchy-bots, I was tripping at the club!

guy2: that's sick man!

by Adam Zie July 8, 2006

Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."

by D-Hern February 20, 2012

crunchyroll

Have you ever wanted to pay to get shitty anime that you can pirate? Well then use crunchyroll! now you can watch the same cookie cutter anime over and over! Also, dont forget to shove our website up people's asses saying how much you FUCKING LOVE IT! Also, offer some shitty free trial like it's Club Penguin Island

the average weaboo has a subscription to crunchyroll

by fastcow August 20, 2018

crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.

Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!

by Mike the goat April 4, 2017

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.

Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.

by nastynick69 October 19, 2009