Crobag

Someone who tries to be someone they're not.

I.e. A poser

'Did you see that crobag with her fake MK bag'

'Omg she totally got that in the Turkish market'

by Clach February 23, 2017

Crobat

Crobat the perfect pokemon, evryone like him, he the ultimate god

James dont forfgot we need to go praying for our real god and only Crobat

by The GenerL April 21, 2021

crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

@crouchforsapnap

the best editor who deserves the world. we love them. they are so cool and amazing.

@crouchforsapnap is hot

by awooga.iris August 25, 2021

Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford. Crouch has since risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him. It is believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

Barty Crouch told me to vote for Tom Riddle in the OUSU Presidential elections. He said if I didn't, an army of imperiused muggles would "punch me 'til I bleed"

by Johnty12 December 7, 2009

coubone

The sexy bump aka womens pubis bone that is right abover her couter.

Yo Ryan, Sally has a sexy coubone... I think I want to giver her my dong bone!

by 8N April 6, 2009

crouch lump

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010