words of criticism

To give constructive criticism as a sign of affection and good-will. Also known as "The 6th love language".

Commonly used amongst people you are fond of.

"What is your love language?", "Words of criticism of course!"

by knightofwords March 31, 2023

trailer critic

n. people who judge their opinions on a movie or TV series based off the trailers alone, months ahead of time

"I'm extremely disappointed in the upcoming movie, Rampage."

"Dude, you do realize this is a trailer and the movie isn't coming out for another 2 months right? Wow, you're such a trailer critic."

by Squidsmastah February 16, 2018

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

Fundamentalist Criticism

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.

Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."

by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.

Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

critical mass

A large gathering of mostly douchebag hipsters that ride their bikes around the city on the last Friday of the month. Participants feel that since they ride bicycles, they are somehow superior and permitted to break traffic laws.

Did you count the number of hipster douchebags at critical mass? It's over 9000!

by whof arted August 25, 2008