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iPhone Cocky

1.) Being euphoric, and carrying an egotistical air of superiority and social dominance soon after the recent purchase of an iPhone.

2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.

3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.
1.) Last night Darnell was being iPhone cocky and tried to shotgun two 40's of colt 45 in under a minute.

2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.

3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.
by G tothe B October 9, 2007
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Cocknologist

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008
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Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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Cockniggle

1.A word used to make fun of people. 2.A black penis. 3.A way to have sex.
1.Your such a cockniggle. 2.Your cockniggles the size of Pittsburgh 3.Did she give you a cockniggle?
by Nick Wasson May 4, 2008
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Cocky

Jamaican Patios slang for penis. Unlike North America, terms such as cock and dick are rarely used by Jamaicans and instead cocky, buddy or even penis, are preferred.
Vybz Kartel "Bicycle" from 2009

Mi wah yuh fi peddle an wheel
Pon dat big fat cocky
Ah guh longer den ah candle
An, hold on
Pon yuh two breast dem like di handle

Chorus:
Gyal
Ride pon di cocky like ah bicycle
Ride pon di cocky like ah bicycle
Yuh love di lollipop
Yuh love di icycle
Mi dun tell yuh mi nuh wah nuh borin gyal
Ride pon di cocky like ah bicycle
Ride pon di cocky like ah bicycle
From mi love di weh yuh tounge
Ah tickle my nipple
Mi love wen yuh guh dung an hold ah
Vybzcycle

Artist: Vybz Kartel. Song: Bicycle. Riddim: Trippple Bounce. Year: 2009. Label: Renaissance. Producer: ZJ Chrome
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 9, 2014
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cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.
The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!
by James the NHD December 6, 2010
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cockyank

cock-yank When someone jacks off a penis
I need a cockyank
by dickemdowndewey July 30, 2019
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