clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006

clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.

"What a bitch. That girl is such a clitass."

by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

clitsag

A disease with cause your clit to sag.

Every old women has clitsag.

by Pimpin dem grannies June 11, 2006

Clytis

Contracted from bestiality and promiscious sex, clytis is a highly infectious disease. By simply being in close proximity to a clytes victim will pass the disease.

Stay away from me, you crazy bitch! You're going to give me clytis!!!

by asia minor January 29, 2008

chronic colitis

the frequent inflamation of the colon.

the child has chronic colitis.

by theresa August 16, 2004

Culitis

Culitis is a word with Spanish origin, Culo means ASS, BUTT etc. and it is a behavior that indicates that you are extremely happy to the point of almost child like giddiness. As when someone receives happy news or something good happens to them and he becomes "culeco" well we'll call that "culitis"

You have "CULITIS" don't you...I can see it, what are you so happy about?

Did you see Mary and the culitis she ha,s something good must have happened to her.

by inrtraspect March 8, 2011