Clytis

Contracted from bestiality and promiscious sex, clytis is a highly infectious disease. By simply being in close proximity to a clytes victim will pass the disease.

Stay away from me, you crazy bitch! You're going to give me clytis!!!

Clytis by asia minor January 29, 2008

Clytie 

There was once a Nymph named Clytie, who fell in love with Apollo as he drove his bright chariot through the skies. She gazed at him as he rose in the east attended by the rosy-fingered Dawn and the dancing Hours. She kept watching as he climbed high into the skies. She looked on in wonder in the waning light as he guided his steeds to the many-colored pastures where they fed all night on ambrosia.

But Apollo did not see Clytie. He rather, fell in love with her sister, the White Nymph Leucothoe. She fell into a great depression and was full of grief.

Night and day Clytie sat weeping. She did not eat, drink or sleep--but watched Apollo as he moved across the heavens.

The gods took pity upon her. Her body rooted to the ground--green leaves appeared where her arms and hands once were. Her lovely face was concealed by tiny flowers, sweet with perfume. Her love for Apollo never waned. Even to this day she turns her flower face toward the sun--following its rise and decent across the skies.

But men no longer call her Clytie, rather she is known as the Sunflower.

Clytie is a gorgeous sunflower.

Clytie by BethLeda November 22, 2011

Clyris 

1. A Person who inadvertently Rat people out for no good reason or for there personal gain.

2. A person who is so lazy they need other ppl to be menial tasks for them.

3. See Also snitch, rat, lazy

1. That mother Fucker Pulled a Clyris and told the po-po about our grow.

2. Your telling me jordan is so Clyris he wont leave his house to shoot some hoops.

3. That kid is such a clyris i think he's growing a TAIL.

Clyris by Da~Ghost December 29, 2007

clotis

cyclopian mistress of the night. she is well renowned for her expertice in prositution and gormet cooking. She knows what she wants and she gets it by means of force. When angered, she has been known to rip genitals from their bodies.

ex. One time, a woman named Pichona managed to flirt with Clotis' boyfriend. Clotis grabbed onto each one of Pichona's nipples and pulled until her soup de jours hit the floor and splashed all over the place. She didn't want to do it, but she was left with no other choice.

clotis by chrisonio gamsco June 18, 2011

Clyris 

Origin -unknown(abbotsford BC Maybe)

1. Someone who purposely snitches ppl out for there own personal gain.

2. someone who is so lazy they need people to do menial tasks for them.

3. A Person who has no job but finds other means of income ie.. Drug Dealers... Home Buisness owners...

See Also snitch, rat, lazy

1. I can't believe Chris went clyris and told his mom we were smoking dope

2. that kid is so clyris he wont even attempt to leave his house and i am not making a store run for him.

3. i see he's being clyris again and getting his friends to slang for him.

Clyris by Tek9Terry December 29, 2007

Clydism 

Clydism is a new movement of religion based on Modern Satanism and Personal belief and philosophy, normally ridiculing others religion and their false belief in them from their fear of “Hell”! Made by the almighty Cubic One and spreading by the day!

Everyone: HEIL THOU CUBIC ONE!
Cursed: DIE NON CLYDIST SCUM, GET CLEANSED IN HOLY LAVA!
Clyde: Ah yes, you may now become a prophet of Clydism!

Clydism by Clyde the pstar December 7, 2019

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

Constructive Clitisism by PatBen22 February 21, 2014