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Culitis is a word with Spanish origin, Culo means ASS, BUTT etc. and it is a behavior that indicates that you are extremely happy to the point of almost child like giddiness. As when someone receives happy news or something good happens to them and he becomes "culeco" well we'll call that "culitis"
You have "CULITIS" don't you...I can see it, what are you so happy about?

Did you see Mary and the culitis she ha,s something good must have happened to her.
Culitis by inrtraspect March 8, 2011
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Bitcoin Cultist 

a bitcoin "enthusiast" that worships bitcoin and believes it is the only valid cryptocurrency (considers all other coins as "shitcoins"); their entire self-worth is defined entirely around bitcoin and its movement. Easily incensed at the mere existence of any other cryptocurrencies, and attacks anyone whom they perceive may have said anything even remotely negative about bitcoin.

Can be easily identified by the toxic nature they bring to any cryptocurrency discussion (especially when uninvited), and adherence to cult-like rituals, like having avatar and profile pictures with 'satanic eyes', and calling whom they consider 'bitcoin non-believers' as being "rekt". Bitcoin Cultists also live under the belief that soon the entire financial system will suddenly collapse all at once, and that they'll magically be the only ones left standing, without being able to actually articulate exactly how this will all happen.
"Mary is a bitcoin proponent, but Pete is just an outright bitcoin cultist!"
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Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Katana Cultist 

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.
"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
Katana Cultist by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015

trump cultist

A person that renders unfailing support to the president no matter what nefarious things the president says or does.
“The president just lied for the 400th time, but I still support him.” “That’s because you’re a trump cultist.”
trump cultist by Tyrannosaurus wrex November 3, 2017

Snyder Cultist 

A fan of Zack Snyder's DC movies like Man of Steel(2013), Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice(2016) and Zack Snyder's Justice League(2021) who cannot take criticism for those movies by anyone and always tries to defend them. And uses a lot of #'s.
That is not a DC Fan but a Snyder Cultist since they only enjoy the Snyderverse movies.
Snyder Cultist by Totally not MADMUKS November 11, 2022

science cultist 

Not to be confused with actual respectable scientists, science cultists are blindly religious fanatics who have warped the idea of scientific study into a universal scapegoat to justify their beliefs and mock anyone who may suggest otherwise.

Often highly vocal gnostic atheists on the internet, science cultists assert that current scientific consensus is always objective truth, that scientific theories are inherently true and therefore can never be questioned or improved upon in any way (regardless of new evidence), that religion/spirituality and science are 100% incompatible, and that if you disagree with or question them in any way, then you don't believe in 'science' and therefore your opinion is meaningless.

Additionally, science cultists are people who are quick to try and justify their political views with select biased political interest group funded studies. They think that highly complex, ever-changing fields involving uncountable factors such as economics, personal psychology, and future weather trends can be fully and accurately predicted through statistical models. If other studies conclude otherwise, they're nonscientific and biased... because 'science’.
Good Scientist: I'd like to set up a study on the correlation of solar activity in relation to climate change, as I question that manmade CO2 is as big of an issue as most politicians and UN scientists currently state. Perhaps other factors play a bigger role? I'd like to gather more data and see what I can discover.

Science Cultist: Manmade climate change is proven scientific FACT. If you think otherwise, you shouldn't be allowed to participate in scientific studies; you clearly don't believe in SCIENCE.

Good Scientist: I didn't say it wasn't true, I'm just questioning things and trying to conduct further experimentation as good scientists ought to do.

Science Cultist: You either accept scientific fact or you don't. You clearly don't. You probably don't believe in the theory of evolution either.

Good Scientist: You're such a science cultist.

Science Cultist: AD HOMINEM ATTACK!! You can't even logically address my argument... typical. That's because I have logic and science on my side.
science cultist by danto May 23, 2016
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