Cancel Christmas

To make it where someone won’t see Christmas by killing them Murder

“If he keeps messing with me I’m gonna cancel Christmas on him”

by Ghostx1000 May 27, 2018

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 31, 2006

Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Christmas drizzle

The act of dipping somebody's dick in glue, and wrap it in wrapping paper

Watch what you doing, or I will perform the Christmas drizzle on you!

by Krooty March 12, 2018

Purple Christmas

A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.

"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"

by sirsmokesalot115 January 18, 2009

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019