Chore cunt is someone who is an effort to be around. They are a chore to conversate once and are just a cunt in general. A chore cunt ruins a good vibe, and their general presence is beyond frustration.
Person 1: Bloody hell, that kid just doesn't leave us alone
Person 2: I know his presence is so annoying, such a chore cunt
Person 2: I know his presence is so annoying, such a chore cunt
by Anne Ung August 24, 2020

Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.
A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010

by tommy brinkman June 2, 2008

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

by The only Real Man December 13, 2008

by BK January 6, 2007

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.
"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"
"Yo."
"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"
"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"
"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
"Yo."
"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"
"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"
"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
by ThatOneKid.... April 18, 2010
