aggressive chivalry

A traditionally gentlemanly gesture performed in the most masculine, over-the-top manner possible, as to draw attention to the gesture's chivalrous nature.

*Man pushes girl out of the way to open the door for her*

Man: "You'll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry"

by HookfaceSteve November 10, 2011

chiselface

A Ukranian dude with an extremely chiseled face. He plays soccer and the viola, which inexplicably attracts the attention of certain Bulgarian girls.

hey nora look at the chiselface!

by bob November 19, 2004

The Chive

Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

by FavoriteWorstNightmare April 26, 2014

Chivalrism

A warped philosophy embraced by many modern day women in the Western Hemisphere (Most notably the United States). It is the combination of the concepts of Feminism and Chivalry. Basically, a woman who subscribes to this methodology wants the man to pay for the date, buy her expensive trinkets including jewelry, clothes, shoes, etc, open doors, carry her luggage etc. She also wants to be treated equal to a man in terms of pay, social and economic power etc. The problem with this is that they want equality with men for things like money and power, but when it comes to things like being held accountable for making egregious mistakes and/or errors in judgement, she shrinks back and says "I'm a woman, you can't yell at me like a man!!!" In short, these women want the power that comes with being a man, the privilege that comes with being a woman, and the responsibility of NEITHER.

"DAMN!!!" That's her 5th baby by 5 guys!!! I tried to tell her to stop having bastard kids, and she told me I shouldn't yell at her like a man, even though she says she strong and independent!!! Damn Chivalrism!!!

"Oh Snap" She put Jon-Jon on Child Support. She's always talking about how strong and independent she is, but turns around and tries to take his paycheck. Can't she get a job since she's so damn strong?! Chivalrism is out of control!!!

"Crazy Bitch"!!! She makes the same amount of money that I do, but expects ME to take her out and buy her shit, but when I ask her for something, she tells me "A real man doesn't ask a women to get him anything, a REAL man can get his own shit!!! Chivalrism is CRAZY!!!

by Buckdodgers1974 December 12, 2012

Chevellion

Noun

Any person who is a fan of the band Chevelle.

"I converted Mike into a Chevellion last week."

by Patient Hill September 12, 2008

chevelle

One of the best muscle cars ever produced in its time. Made by Chevrolet, this awesome automobile will dominate the strip or street, and will beat any pussy Ford or Rice Rocket (Import). When fused with a camaro, a "Chamaro" is born.

All other cars only see its faint tail lights fading down the strip.

by chevy guy August 13, 2003

chevelle

The best rock band in the world with two albums called "Point #1" and "Wonder What's Next" and are all brothers

I bought Chevelles new album Wonder What's Next. My favorite song is Send The Pain Below

by SeeThRed May 6, 2003