Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

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President Chimp

A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.

All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

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chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004

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