7 definition by leeny burghers

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a wank
Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy
by Leeny Burghers April 04, 2003

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Shit childrens programe.
Oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again!!!!!
by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

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A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
by Leeny Burghers April 04, 2003

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A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey
Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems
by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

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beaten to a messy pulp
Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead
by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

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The most special seven year old in the world.
Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats
by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

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A tit wank (australian)
G'day Gladys Give us a Pugwash will ya
by Leeny Burghers April 04, 2003

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