Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

jasvir cheema

Lazy

He was so Jasvir Cheema

by Flowerette June 26, 2018

Cheeseman

A disparaging epithet for males. Lame; annoying; asshole-ish; flakey; unreliable; mean; petty; shitty.

Danny? Yeah. He’s a cheeseman. I can’t stand that guy.

by Bedalbany September 22, 2018

cheesbalz

short for "Cheese Ballers," an insult for someone considered especially stuck up and pompus, considered to be a step up from crackers. Orginated in Atlanta.

yo dat nigguh Raheeb is a cheesbalz

by sloss November 6, 2007

cheesability

The ability to cheese. Often scaled from 1 to 10 on the general aptitude of one's cheesing skills.

hmm those braces are gonna lower your cheesability by 2 points

by mk64 June 12, 2010

cheesay

A word to describe people of the Asian culture. Derived from how such say "cheese" while posing for pictures.

Look at that cheesay!

by realtalk_4u November 22, 2011

Charan Kanwalpreet Singh Cheema

A handsome punjabi man specialising in many fields, Multi-talented. Focused, Passionate and has a good sense of humour. Also known as the Desi Casanova, A walking Chick Magnet and prioritises himself and the Gym over anyone and anything.
Can speak fluent English as well as his native tongue. Hard to fall in love & sleeps himself to senti songs.

Simran : Hey Jasleen, I am going on a date with Charan Kanwalpreet Singh Cheema.
Jasleen : OMG you’re so lucky

by jeonabond November 22, 2021