Red Velvet Challenge

When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.

This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.

It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”

Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge

by But Sects September 3, 2023

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Real Nigga Roll Call

A song made by Li'l Jon, Ice Cube and The EastSideWest Boyz with 295 dirty words.

Yeaaauuh, what's up? Right about now, it's time for the Real Nigga Roll Call! Now when you hear your city or state? Uh-huh, big call? What? Put your motherf**kin' middle finger up in this bitch!

by jpegamesen December 13, 2013

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Calla

Calla , pronounced like the golf company "CallaWay" but without the way. DONOT call her Kayla she absolutely HATES that. Calla is named after the Calla-Lilly flower. She is shy but once you get to know her you can't shut her up. Calla is very beautiful, she has a great laugh, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is stylish & very caring. she is a nurturer, she is the best wife you could ever want or have. She is extremely loyal, Calla is very sensitive and emotional, Calla loves hard and puts her all into everything that she does. She never forgets so whatch yourself. Calla knows more than she lets on, so if your lying DON'T. Calla loves her friends and her family very much. Calla is a very hard worker and puts her mind to everything she does. She is kind and sweet but if you question her or make her angry watch out. She is very stubborn, that is one of her downfalls, Calla is also very creative. She is an amazing kisser and great in bed. Calla is in general a wonderful human being and will help anyone who needs it even if she doesn't like them very much. She never wants to see her loved ones hurt. She is always the prettiest girl in the room just like the flower she is named after. Calla is always the favorite, in her family, with her friends and even in school. Calla is Calla there is nobody on earth like her, she is one of a kind and when you meet her that becomes very apparent.

Calla is such a great person!

Calla-Lillys are such beautiful flowers!

I wish I had Calla's confidence!

by Professor at UofT June 15, 2019

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It's called hentai

and it's art...

(The Office)

Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."

Stanley: "No."

Michael: "Shall we? Yes."

Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"

*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*

Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.

by u wot m8 I'll rek u May 3, 2017

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The 3 Heart Challenge

To beat the game of Zelda with only the three hearts you have at the beginning. This means not picking up any of the heart pieces at the end of each temple and not doing any other thing that would gain you heart pieces throughout the game.

"I pretty much owned The 3 Heart Challenge. I must say... not picking up that first heart piece was truly a test of will-power... knowing that I would have to fight Ganon with only 3 hearts!"

by Brett Goodman December 12, 2006

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