shred the cello

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

by shalama momma November 4, 2009

Cellous

Being jealous of a person who plays the cello. To covet thy neighbor's cello.

He was cellous of her after she outplayed him for the final spot in the orchestra.

Nathan had always dreamed of playing the cello and he became quite cellous when he saw Bella's beautiful new instrument.

by S. Finch November 18, 2011

Celloist

Someone who discriminates against cellos

M: "Look, here comes Conor! God he's such a celloist!"
C: "Really? Wow he's so stupid, what a clusterfuck!"

by Radioleg March 27, 2019

celadon

A type of Far Eastern pottery and the color associated with it. Popular among people too snooty to say ''pale sea green''. If anyone says ''celadon'', they definitely read far too much.

''I found a nice celadon piece down at the Asian market.''
''Those sheets are a lovely shade of celadon.''

by Sasha33 May 20, 2008

Cellcom

Dirty bastards who sell phones, the lastest, the greatest, sexy phones and employees that will make any chicks ovarys pop with the sensation only fat kids eating cupcakes give.

"Cellcoms Employees Make Me Feel Like A Cub Scout At Neverland Ranch"

by Mclovin HardCock October 26, 2007

cellzone

a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.

Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X

Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)

Shit, i gotta go stand in the cellzone to call my boy

by againagain October 24, 2008

cellbonics

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.

My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.

by foodtopia February 4, 2010