Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009

Celenza

Pronunciation: "Loouk Selenzza"
A witty and intelligent musician type. Puts on an air of innocence, though when one gets to know him better one will undoubtedly uncover a vortex of power, a synthesis of man and lust, therein lies the animal, the sexual prowess, and the intoxicating masculinity.

Girl #1: "Luke Celenza wrote me a song, he is so sweet and considerate"

Girl #2: "He is busy planning your sexual domination, same thing happened to me."

by tiger claw 792 March 31, 2009

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008

celedrinking

Drinking that is done in celebration of some accomplishment or good fortune.

aka: celebratory drinking

John and I are going out celedrinking in honor of the end of finals week!

by Daytime Drinker December 15, 2009