crappuccino 

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

crappuccino by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009

crappucino (latte) 

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

crappucino (latte) by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

Cuppuccino 

Not to be confused with cappuccino. A cuppuccino is when 4-5 inmates jizz in a cup and make the new guy drink it. It's origins are traced back to Chino penitentiary

"Hey homes, did you see the new fish on the yard?"
"Orale ese! We gotta give that guy a cuppuccino!"
"Right on carnal, I'll grab the boys"

Cuppuccino by BoxBrothers69 February 8, 2018

crappuccino 

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

crappuccino by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

fappuccino 

Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.

I served this fine ass MILF a grande fappuccino last night.

fappuccino by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015

Fappuccino 

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.

1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.

Fappuccino by neogenesis March 7, 2012

Crappuccino 

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

Crappuccino by Mityxm March 14, 2011