viagra-phobia

The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.
Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.
by WingZer0 December 15, 2003
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crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.
It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.
by WingZer0 September 17, 2003
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