Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025

Californian Plunger

The Californian Plunger is a multi-step process sex activity that usually involves 1 man and 2 women or 3 women. Step one Start off by taking a shit that's soft but not soft enough to fall into pieces. Step Two, freeze the log and shove it into your ass and or pussy (about 1/4 of the length of the log) in a process called iglooing. Step 3 get two women to wrap their pussy folds onto the log. Step four, make them start pushing it down and pulling it up, like the motion of a plunger. Do it until everyone has a orgasm or until the shit is to soft to use.

I was feeling naughty so Jane and Hillary gave me a Californian Plunger.

by Hey guess what? July 15, 2025

Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

Californian Botany

The study and science of marijuana plants.

Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?

by Chimpvanzee November 8, 2009

Cheddar Californian

Some weirdo named Rachelle

Who is Rachelle? She's the weirdo that like cheddar and California . A Cheddar Californian

by Pierce702 July 24, 2024

Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

by brxxdie February 15, 2022