calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.

You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.

by Asok_G December 26, 2005

Cavender

A band from Manchester New Hampshire. They rock hella hard. Group members include Drew Young, Brian Perry, Joel Pastuszak, John Roberge, and Pat McDonald. They pretty much pwn paramore's ass. They're all super nice, and all really cute.

person one: dude did you see cavender the other night? they were fucking awesome!

person two: yeahh i know! i can't wait to see them again! maybe we can hang out with them after the show too!

by ilovecavender August 5, 2008

Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.

Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.

by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010