Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

by MyLifeIsAwkward September 30, 2010

stacking paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Calling Blades

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

by I know sll December 21, 2021

calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

by Coell May 14, 2005

calling it in

to do something half-assed, not bothering, doing the bare minimum

"i don't even care about that job, i'm more or less calling it in, when i do show up for work" -disgruntled employee

by *fap* September 29, 2005