creme de la claat

A word that has its origins in the word 'rassclaat', but used only in extreme cases when a person or thing is so wrong that it is post rassclaat; you know you are a genuine knobhead/loser if referred to as one.

'give me a bit of your kebab, I'm a diabetic and am starving and if I don't have a bite I will collapse and die'

'piss off and buy your own. This kebab is way more valuable than your life'

' I thought you were a mate, but you are a twat, a moron, and most defintiely the creme de la claat of knobheads who values a sheesh kebab than life itself'.

by loozaa February 28, 2005

creme brugay

A creme brulee dish served on the west coast that is covered with man butter

Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her throat seemed more applealing on a cold day.

by forge October 17, 2008

Creme puff

When you blow in a girls butt and she darts

Dude a girl creme puffed on my Johnson lastnight

by Puffslayer September 2, 2017

creme of the crope

A thottie but she got booty.

"She's a creme of the crope."

by 1cmdaddy September 15, 2017

Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

creme pie sunday

when you nut in a bitches ass and she shits it out and eats it after

i took this bitch out to eat and for dessert i gave her a creme pie sunday

by yadig May 19, 2008