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CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.
Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".
by keichix August 16, 2010
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d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.
by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006
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Cillian

Cillian Can Be nice to you and help you beat the shit out of some other shit head. He also tells some of the **WEIRDEST** Jokes.
by Yoshi Is Cool (SMB) February 5, 2019
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CILF

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that
by brad5o5 March 14, 2009
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Gabriella Cilmi

An underage beauty of singing who needs to hurry up and turn 18 so males can lust after her sick magic body without feeling like a pedophile.
Oh my goodness gracious! Gabriella Cilmi is hotter than Sarah Palin! I want to seduce her, but then i would go to prison.
by Ajax the Antibacterial Soap February 1, 2009
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CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.
Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.
by BIGDOGSMATE June 2, 2009
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Cilla Blacks Lettuce

Cilla Blacks Lettuce is a term used to describe a vagina that is not as tight as it once was, and may be a slightly green colour.

The phrase was coined on The Manchester Weekend of Mayhem
For Example: After a night of heavy smoking , one may wake at 5 am and state " My mouth tastes like Cilla Blacks Lettuce"
by GS Records April 6, 2010
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