battle of the bulge 

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

battle of the bulge by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013

cock bulge 

When the male genitalia protrude from the pants, resulting in a "bulge".

"Erik Schardin looked like he was smuggling a baby in his pants, check out his cock bulge", said Chuck Norris.

cock bulge by big balls mcgee December 27, 2007

Poon-Bulge 

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

Poon-Bulge by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

booger bulge

The beautiful bulge of a woman's vagina (her booger) that is visible when she wears nothing but panties or a bikini bottom. The booger bulge looks all soft and lovely.

"Hey come look this picture of this chick in her panties... look at that gorgeous booger bulge!"

or

"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"

booger bulge by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

daddy bulge 

We're you have a freakishly large Penis typically found when a married man dosent have enough sex

dammit I still have a daddy bulge time to fuck some more prostitutes

daddy bulge by Draconian November 21, 2016

Baltic Bulge 

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful

Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge

Baltic Bulge by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011

Ghost Bulge 

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.

"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."

Ghost Bulge by Daaaaaaaawg May 2, 2010