grouching

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.

"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."

by OleE September 21, 2008

like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.

"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."

by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

Dry Brushing

The act of brushing ones teeth with no toothpaste on the brush to get rid of loose plaque or other substances on the teeth. After, you brush your teeth normally (with toothpaste) to whiten.

Dry brushing gets all the gunk of your teeth so the whitening stuff in tooth paste works better.

by ZPA23 July 10, 2010

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

brucking

When two male counterparts take their bromance to the 'next level'. This may entail the two bros being exclusive to each other and may stop hanging out with other bros. However, the bros still bang chicks and DP may occur. Docking stations may also result.

Yo those two guys are totes brucking.

by Goobatron F&M December 1, 2010

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016