Brendan

An amazing person who has the best girlfriend ever and makes her happy when shes upset. He tells her he loves her everyday and that makes her happy. After school she waits for him to come online & talk to her. Brendan can be a dick sometimes amd flirt with other girls but it doesent last long cause he comes back to his girl. Brendan's girlfriend Jessica loves him so much. <3

Me: brendan i love you so much.
Brendan: i love you to.

by An amazingperson September 11, 2011

Brendan

Extreme slut doesnt know how to play fortnite, he sucks at everything and everyone hates him

BRENDAN I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE SO RETARDED!

by I HATE BRENDAN May 3, 2018

brendan rodgers

Person that doesn't know what he is doing and is an asshole too

Damn that guy is a faggot, he's being a Brendan Rodgers

by Liverpool is shit October 21, 2015

Brendan

Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine.

Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:

He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.

Did you see Brendan?

Heck yes, he's so sexy.

by Ccbaybay January 2, 2012

Brendan Jokes

a joke concerning the nightnime habits of a person named brendan

Person one: did you hear the brendan jokes, he is humping the pillow and says take it like a man

by brendans pillow December 27, 2009

Brendan

Brendan is one who is a squirrel. He likes to run squirrely arguments that dissatisfy any opponents, most notably a guy named Jason. Overall, he is a squirrel from way back. He loves to wriggle around a debate round running arguments such as OSPEC. It's not very doney. In fact, it is downright bodacious.

"I don't know about squirrely, but I would call it very cheese, Brendan." -- Ross Gordon

by papelr July 15, 2011

Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!

Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!

by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011