The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Scr-Boxing

Something that a gay person uses whilst thinking they have skill, the average Scr-Boxing player claims they can parry or say "Just parry CW ez"

Edijs: "Did you just see that guy using Scr-Boxing?"
Tyler: "Oh you mean the guy that goes to gay bars?"

by Enxyne March 19, 2022

Crossover Boxing

Boxing fights arranged between people coming from different and unique professional backgrounds. It included MMA fighters, YouTubers, athletes, rappers, etc.

A phenomenon that goes back to Joe Weller vs Theo Baker in which YouTubers came together and boxed for entertainment purposes. Following this a fight was arranged between KSI and Joe Weller which took the fight from a measly youtube video to proper events.

From then on we got the likes of Logan Paul, Big Gibber, Slim the Hitman, Jake the Problem Child Paul, the Nightmare KSI, Salt Papi, Weji, Tyron Woodly, etc.

Is crossover boxing bad for genuine boxing fans? Absolutely not, stop being salty.

by JokesterIQ3076666 October 21, 2022

ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.

Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"

by GroovySan January 11, 2008

body boxing

When two people punch each other in the torso. From the neck down to the waistline. The point is to pretend fight your friends instead of literally getting hit in the face and get your ass hurt.

Bob: Dude, me and Tyler were body boxing like 5 rounds last night.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.

by MightY(ConFed) January 30, 2008

Juice Boxing

When you are having sexual intercourse with a female and you make her squirt all over you because you hit her sweet spot several time. Usually when this happens, her legs will start to shake rapidly and she will grab you very firmly. This is called juice boxing because youre usually beating the vagina up for several hours and she has you soaking wet in result.

Nate was juice boxing her last night. I could hear her screaming from outside the room and he claims she was soaking wet and blasting all over him.

by NateG09 March 11, 2009

chess-boxing

A new sport in Germany where people test their brawn and their brains by competing in chess games, and then 3-minute rounds of boxing. The game continues until someone is knocked out. People compete for the title of chess-boxing champion.

Lucy: "Chess-boxing is so sexy. I'd love to have a guy that chess-boxes."

by feeltherawk August 1, 2008