Blastoise

when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.

Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!

by ash ketchum, pokemon master!!! March 4, 2010

Blastoising

After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”

Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”

by Rocket82 April 7, 2019

blaptop

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

by Ulrick July 25, 2006

blanton

a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.

oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!

by daky182 May 18, 2011

blastoff

an expression ofen used by youth in place of outdated terms such as "cool" or "bitchin'."

Dude! That dunk was totally blastoff!!!!

by Will "Blastoff" C. February 8, 2007

blato

Short for blatantly

Made by the logonds that are the BMC

"scoring an oz tonight then?""YEAH BLATO"
end frigging of son dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

by clems July 7, 2004

beautox

men who get botox injections who want to look younger.

Man, did you see Clint Eastwood? He got beautox.

by barba0782 May 13, 2005