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Blastoising
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After sex as you cum on your partners
face
you also shit on their
chest
while yelling “You
don
’t have enough Badges to train me!!”
Joel was blastoising her that
hard
she
almost
drowned and there was shit from her chin to her
knees
”
Blastoising
by
Rocket82
April 7, 2019
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