blanton

a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.

oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!

by daky182 May 18, 2011

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007

Blanton

Urban hip hop slang for "It's all good."

She isn't mad at me for cheatin'...Its blanton.

by Peter Feaver November 20, 2006

Blanton

A blunt filled with marijuana.

Want to go smoke a blanton?

by mwhaa October 16, 2008

Blanton

A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan

Acting like a Blanton again.

by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022

Blanton

REDNECK

That Blanton is a darn tootin red neck if I do say so myself

by The eleventh warped March 16, 2019