Bitchmade

To be made into a bitch via an action (i.e. getting dunked on in a basketball game, getting burned in a football game, etc.) or by an especially defeating and crushing insult, logic, or verbal confrontation.

"Dude, that guy just tee-bagged you on his way to dunking on your ass. You got totally bitchmade" or "Yo, how was formal last night with Veronica?"
"It went really well, we had a great time"
"That's not what I heard. I heard you got bombed and vom'd on her shoes"
"..."
"Bitchmade"

by Bishmade January 8, 2009

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

benchmarks

Measures of performance, taken from the engineering world, but often referring to computer technology.

Did you see the benchmarks on anandtech for the new AMD 64? It is teh win!

by Kurt N. March 25, 2004

bitchmail

noun- When you recieve an email from someone, and the whole reason of the email is to bitch you out. It is like being yelled at via email.

Angel- Man, Micah was pissed at Princess.
Chica- Yea, you should hae seen the bitchmail he sent her, he ranted for awhile.

by sleepercell28 August 14, 2011

Bitcharay

Biggest bitch ever. She radiates bitchiness from her essence.

Person 1: Dude, this Sam bitch is the biggest bitch ever

Person 2: Yeah, she's a bitcharay

by mpd95 January 6, 2012

Bitcharism

Having characteristics similar to those of that hoe ass, bitch ass, broke ass bitch Destiny

She told me to fuck off... bitcharism

by NiggaiGetMoney December 13, 2016

bitchard

(noun)

Formal long-form term for bitch

Ex:1
“You don’t have to be a bitch about it...”
“That’s bitchard to you.”

Ex:2
“You fucking bitchard”
“Please, bitchard is my father.”

by hihungryimtalia March 26, 2019