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Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.
Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011
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freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speechargument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.
Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019
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bullshiticus

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
by objdefvis May 15, 2016
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fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.
I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!
by skatanic August 19, 2008
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Bullshitter

Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.
by tommy bullshittin January 4, 2015
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bullshit luck

That bastard just won the lottery again - he's got some BULLSHIT LUCK!
by markuz July 10, 2005
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Call Bullshit

State that some given information is incorrect.

The person who had bullshit called on them may call it back if they can prove they are correct.
Person #1: The first president of the U.S.A. was Thomas Jefferson.

Person #2: I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: The first president was George Washington.
by Eye Sac May 17, 2006
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