beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009

beach aw

On GTA 5 Online, Beach AW is a type pvp in which players use "All Weapons" to kill each other. The purpose of that is to kek (spawn-trap) your opponent.
Most Beach AW players are tryhards so you can chose the easy way out as much as you want during a fair 1vs1.
The other rules are : you can use every weapons except the special rounds on the heavy sniper mk2, no vehicles, no ceo, no off radar, no BST, no RC Bandito, no lamar, no friend helping you, no Orbital canon, and you can spam explosives.
Giving up in a 1vs1 Beach AW will automatically make you lose, whatever the score.

Do you want to 1vs1 me Beach AW in a private session ?

by Beach aw April 18, 2020

Beach Hangover

The headache or fatigue one might encounter after a day at the Beach.

I got the worst Beach Hangover yesterday.

by Alex Lefebvre February 17, 2008

beach hangover

Referring to the way one shuffles into work/class the day after having spent a full day at the beach, moving a little more slowly than usual because of the excessive use of back and shoulder muscles for water and/or beach sports, the inability to sit or lay comfortably due to the sunburn ranging from irritating to ragingly painful that dictates every move and raises the unnecessary question from everybody of "Did you go to the beach?", and crunchy remnants of sand in the hair, ears, eyes, mouth, or other susceptible body parts even after showering.

Note: A beach hangover can take anywhere from hours to days before achieving a full recovery and may just require a few showers and water, or copious amounts of Aloe Vera and electrolytes.

I spent my entire Labor Day at the beach surfing and chilling with friends, but ended up going to work with a beach hangover the next day.

My cousin was visiting Florida from Minnesota for a week and had a beach hangover her entire stay after spending the first day on the beach.

by Layla Maree September 8, 2009

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

beach pancake

Gay sex in the middle of a crowded beach, preferably during an orgy. Takes place on spring break. Pancake is when you take two tanned white people and hit a blunt, then have sex under the sun.

"I saw these to guys having a beach pancake, it was hot, so I joined in."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009