Boredism

Being so bored and tired that your mind goes into a different state and all of a sudden everything is hilarious.

Boredism is not exactly just being bored. It's more of a state of mind thing. See boredism is when you have past being bored and tired. You know how after you stay up all night and you have nothing to do and are really tired but can't sleep. Then all of a sudden you hit a spiritual state of mind, almost like a residual high, suddenly everything becomes funny and you get the giggles and can't stop laughing. well that is the great state of boredism. No weed is intended before reaching this.

by Gabriel tyson August 13, 2012

Boreo

The fictional pairing of Theo Decker and Boris Pavlikovsky. The pairing met in Las Vegas as teenagers, only to fall in love with one another and be reunited as adults. They suit one another and canonically kiss. It’s alluded to that they did more than just that. I mean, they raised a fucking dog together.

Person: boreo is canon. Boris and Theo are so in love. I mean, look at this: “The funny thing: I’d worried, if anything that Boris was the one who was a little too affectionate, if affectionate is the right word. The first time he’d turned in bed and draped an arm over my waist, I lay there for a moment, not knowing what to do: stating at my old socks on the floor, empty beef bottles, my paper backed copy of The Red Badge of Courage. At last—embarrassed—I faked a yawn and tried to roll away m, but instead he sighed and pulled me closer, with a sleepy, snuggling motion.

Ssh, Potter, he whispered, into the back of my neck. Is only me.”

by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018

Projectile boredom

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

Bored as fuck

The reason why you are reading this

Person1: yo friend Joey is typing bored as fuck in Urban dictionary
Person2:he must be bored as fuck

by BeeFucker69420 July 9, 2018

Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

I'm Bored

You're bored? Yeah. I'm in math class too right now.

I'm Bored cuz im in math right now

by Budgii October 15, 2018

borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013