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Pantie Blocked 

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"

book blocked 

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
book blocked by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

Croc Blocked 

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
Croc Blocked by Marty.R August 5, 2010

Mom Blocked 

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
Mom Blocked by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm
hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off
nutt blocked by t0tianna July 27, 2010

Cart Blocked 

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
Cart Blocked by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010