by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care mug.An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."
by Charitable Disguise January 25, 2020
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When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
by Big Dongky October 20, 2019
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by Flxsh September 4, 2021
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The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
by kam75xx February 24, 2019
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A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight
Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great
Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!
Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!
Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit
Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?
Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*
…
Battinson: I’m vengeance
by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
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