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Autoerotic activities

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
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Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
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Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.
by St4ph12 October 14, 2010
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Autoerotic Selfphyxiation

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.
His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.
by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014
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autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.
My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!
by anonymous October 15, 2017
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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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