by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
Get the Autoerotic activities mug.Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.
No guy ever got the girl by saying:
“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
No guy ever got the girl by saying:
“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
Get the Automatic transmission mug.The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
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Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.
by St4ph12 October 14, 2010
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by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014
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My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!
by anonymous October 15, 2017
Get the autoerotic-correct mug.The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid
Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid
Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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