Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

assjack

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 6, 2005

assjack

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

by adam cristallini July 18, 2003

ajacker

a guy who gets credit for masturbating perfusly even though he or she doesn't have the ability.

Scott Banach

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

by asdfsfd March 29, 2007

Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

by haleymichael October 22, 2010