asphalt

Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Example:

Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.

by ed fagan January 20, 2008

asshalf

A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.

You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.

by ass troll February 20, 2009

ashwall

1. A minced oath for "asshole".
2. A term for the remains of the Berlin Wall.
3. A cement wall.

1. That ashwall stole my burrito!
2. I was standing outside the ashwall in Germany.
3. I stupidly slammed into an ashwall!

by Pythonfighter September 14, 2012

asphalt

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.

by don'tyougomessinwithme February 27, 2011

ashaley

he eats ass

ashaley was there

by steven labousky November 14, 2017

asshalves

Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves

I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 21, 2012

asphalt

1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.

It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!

by ConfabulatorsAnonymous May 4, 2010