And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
by hebberflebber August 31, 2016
Get the angle of the dangle mug.Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.
Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.
Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.
3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.
4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.
Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.
3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.
4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
by Kacz October 18, 2012
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Taking a lot of dicks. I mean, a lot. At one time/in one sitting/while being filmed. The number of waiting dicks resembles the 'points' of a deer's antlers, hence the name.
by timith March 23, 2010
Get the Antlered mug.Tim fatty Angerton is a holiday that was invented in 2000, it is celebrated on the 28th of December. What you do is you invite your friends and family over, you eat nothing but appetizers or finger foods your drink beer listen to music and play multiple types of games. No, not video games or anything on your phone/electronics , you play card games and bored games, play what ever game you would like. To keep it exciting every year there is a different theme. Depending on the host of the party, they picks certain theme, and whoever participated with the theme gets to pick a game they desire to play. (themes are not always needed, you can do it once in a while)!
Léo: “hey you going to Belle’s for Tim Fatty Angerton celebration this year?”
Michella: “of course! i’ve been waiting for this day since Christmas!;)”
Belle: “By the way guys, this years theme is funky Christmas socks;)”
Michella: “of course! i’ve been waiting for this day since Christmas!;)”
Belle: “By the way guys, this years theme is funky Christmas socks;)”
by bahahsxbkefnd September 1, 2019
Get the Tim Fatty Angerton mug.In poker, using unethical means to take advantage of inexperienced opponents.
Some examples of angle shooting:
- making a string bet in a home game
- rearranging your chips in a way that makes it look like you're going to bet
- getting ready to bet before it's your turn to stop action
- berating opponents to manipulate them
Some examples of angle shooting:
- making a string bet in a home game
- rearranging your chips in a way that makes it look like you're going to bet
- getting ready to bet before it's your turn to stop action
- berating opponents to manipulate them
1. Antonio Esfandiari shoots all kinds of angles when trying to get a read on his opponent.
2. Players who always angle shoot aren't invited back to my home game.
2. Players who always angle shoot aren't invited back to my home game.
by Windtell June 9, 2011
Get the Angle Shoot mug.When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.
-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.
John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn
John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn
by the next year kid December 2, 2011
Get the angle fer dangle mug.A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.
Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
by Greggo Buck January 20, 2018
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