I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
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Ma boi Aivaras out here eating 2d anime girl ass without me wtf? im gonna shoot up his moms church real quick brb, also save a few doritos.
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when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.
by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006
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