aliphony

The art of collecting alimony from an ex husband while living with the new rich guy.

Barbie just moved into a new $700,000 house on the water with her new boyfriend, how can she afford that?

She' s still collecting aliphony from her ex who's a doctor.

by Flasocguy February 12, 2017

alphan

Roadman and loves banter , a handsome lightskin

Alphan is a common roadman, he was named after Tyrone . Although he has sexual intercourses with a lot of girls , he Still gets all the ladies .

by nznxhshjs March 7, 2017

alphanumeria

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone

trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria

by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017

alphodog

A type of person or rather a dog who meets the criteria below
Criteria
1. No life and no girls.
2. Acts like a dog
3. Plays childish games

Are you being an Alphodog? Wurf! Wurf!

by Pepperishly Feverish September 19, 2017

aphone

Used like alone time but means alone time with your phone.

"Hey man, can you put your phone down for a minute and talk to me?"
"Nah, I need some aphone time right now."

by catscradlexx May 7, 2018

Alphan

Literal Definition of the word 'Alphan': someone who has been friendzoned more than 1 time

Someone that represents love and affection. A person of this quality is weak, mentally unstable - though he may not show it often, trusting, handso- beard,NOT sexually experienced but a great lover and is there for anyone that needs him/her.

If your friend got frienzoned by a girl/boy, you could call him an Alphan (see example sentences)

''That person is a real Alphan'' (weak, mentally unstable, not sexually experienced, but is quite nice to have as a friend)

''Owh you got friendzoned? That sucks, better luck next time Alphan''

by donito64 September 10, 2018

aphonicalcophobecreep

Someone who is acused of being alcoholic alco, loses their voice due to singing aphonic, accidentally comes across as homophobic and is then labelled a creep.

Last week you came across as a total aphonicalcophobecreep!

by Escottcreep September 26, 2018