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Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012
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Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."
by Alakritous February 19, 2017
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alpaca

your true and only god
every time someone says "alpaca" everyone must clap their hands
yo dude look an alpaca
*clap hands *
by royishw October 20, 2017
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Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.
I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.
by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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