Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.

I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca

by Angry girrafe neck January 06, 2016

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

by BDuke 49 March 12, 2023

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 09, 2022

Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.

by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013