Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Alpaca day

September 10 national alpaca day

Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin

by random kpop Stan September 10, 2021

Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

alpaca

your true and only god
every time someone says "alpaca" everyone must clap their hands

yo dude look an alpaca
*clap hands *

by royishw October 20, 2017

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.

by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013